12th January 2026
Research
whenwords Esoteric Languages
— Showcasing the versatility of the whenwords time formatting specification, this project features parallel implementations in three esoteric programming languages: LOLCODE, Rockstar, and WebAssembly Text (WAT). Each version adapts the time formatting logic—such as "3 hours ago" and duration parsing—using the idiomatic constructs and limitations of its language, producing transpiled or compiled code for JavaScript, Python, or a compact WASM binary.
Recent articles
- LLM 0.32a0 is a major backwards-compatible refactor - 29th April 2026
- Tracking the history of the now-deceased OpenAI Microsoft AGI clause - 27th April 2026
- DeepSeek V4 - almost on the frontier, a fraction of the price - 24th April 2026