Google Life Guidance
19th October 2003
Friends don’t let friends...
- ... use AOL
- ... vote democrat
- ... dress like The Crow
- ... use camera phones
- ... drive drunk
- ... type Qwerty
- ... drive SUVs
- ... starve themselves
- ... start blogs
- ... drive naked
- ... heavy breath on teleconferences
- ... and many more.
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