Pocket Stuff
Big Kev is an Australian icon who has taken the cleaning products business by storm—partly because of the quality of his merchandise but mainly because he appears in his own TV commercials wearing one of a large collection of spectacularly vulgar satin shirts and signing off with the slogan: I’m Excited! Thanks to Big Kev, Australia leads the world in stain removal technology.
Jonathan’s right, “pocket stuff” is a perfectly valid excuse (at least until society stops discriminating against guys with handbags).